May 2013
211 posts
lunuh:
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.
lusture:
lusture:
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
meowmagicianpia:
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
irritate:
yahoo looking at our posts about them
irritate:
i say we all email yahoo and demand the only things that need to be changed on here:
delete inactive blogs
remove post limit
tell them to give tumblr back
heyfunniest:
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
mommy tumblr!!!! yaay!
jadeita:
my fondest memory of science class in school was when a boy wanted to see ‘how hot fire was’ and then put a thermometer into an open bunsen burner which promptly exploded and everyone started screaming saying they would die from mercury poisoning
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
wait I just got the joke
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no)
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
pyrexvisean:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
oh wow
so like
When you're with your friends, and then their...
sodamnrelatable:
& you’re just like
That moment when someone is at your house but you...
sodamnrelatable:
So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses…
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
